Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
I'm not to broken up about it. Our relationship was worse than a coldplay song.
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
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Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
sorry can't make it tonight, greg's getting back from italy. he's had two weeks of carbs and no gym; now's my chance to get myself a piece of that newly-fat, low self-esteemed ass.
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
I can't believe he just friend zoned me like that.
Dude, you're not even gay.
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Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
I'm going to write a new song and call it "Did I wax my vagina for this?" remind me to never go across the country for a penis ever again.
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
It's Jesse McGoddamn Cartney, the whole world sings that shit
I just called my grandma crying, apologizing for being the first grandchild to have premarital sex...I'm either about to start my period or pregnant.
Is it too much to ask to have a life partner who has both male and female sex organs that looks cute and sounds like a female Antonio Banderas and likes to get weird?
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