My pee smelled like sake this morning it was sooo disgusting.
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
I'm still confused. So he's NOT your cousin by blood, but WAS your cousin, on two separate occasions, by marriage? Still too weird I think...
The fact that you walked around talking like Barbie and still got laid amazes me.
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
My dad accidentally texted me asking if I had weed...
Maybe you should say yes, and you guys can like bond or something...
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
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