It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
there is an extreme lack of margarita in my mouth.
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
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i will not be out-irished. not this night. if i don't wake up tomorrow handcuffed to a hospital bed, i have failed my ancestors.
Funny how the post-sex UTI lasted longer than the entire relationship.
He congratulated me by offering up free orgasms.. I told him I also had a birthday last month we needed to celebrate.. He was there in ten minutes.
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
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We were making out and truffle butter was playing in the background. I stopped mid make out session and said, "I'm really sorry but I have to rap Nicki's part."
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
I swear my vagina needs to be taken away from me when I drink.
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
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