My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
true best friends attempt to put quarters in each others butts. Thanks for the best birthday ever!
Turns out I'm like the Wayne Gretzky of hiding cum. Who knew?
the guy i hooked up with is asleep on our couch. please dont fuck him.
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There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
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It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?
Turns out the bartender I fucked is the bar owner. WHY THE FUCK DO I PAY FOR HALF MY DRINKS? IS SEX NOT TIP ENOUGH?
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
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