It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
Do you know how much wine is in a box of wine? Not so much an amount, but whether it will kill me if I drink the entire box this xmas
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
There's some random guy here dryhumping my kitchen door. If he is a friend of yours, please come and retrieve him.
You start to question your party girl tendencies when you're wearing the same shirt you wore the night before to work and you're trying to get last nights Jell-O shot off the sleeve on your way to work
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
I think the God that I only kind of believe in, definitely hates me.
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
my personal favorite... An "I'm sorry you broke your finger and cant play sports for awhile" blowjob!
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
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