The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
I just had to dig under a pile of condoms in my desk drawer to get to a blue book. Summer is officially over.
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
It was over as soon as he asked if he could name my vagina pancake.
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
He carried you out but the best part is you kept saying "can't I keep dancing" as you were gushing blood
premonition: im going to wake up covered in mashed potatoes
I need to calm my uterus...
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
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