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(260): View more from Indiana

Are you dead

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Yes

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Oh man

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Someone fed me too many chicken nuggets and sexed me too hard

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(260): Are you dead (1-260): Yes (260): Oh man (1-260): Someone fed me too many chicken nuggets and sexed me too hard http://tfl.nu/iien

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(714): View more from California

i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day

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ahah at least you got away with it

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nope...my gran was the one who informed me

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(714): i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day (619): ahah at least you got away with it (714): nope...my gran was the one who informed me http://tfl.nu/wy9x

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(662): View more from Mississippi

I can't believe you blew on her face.

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I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.

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(662): I can't believe you blew on her face. (1-662): I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes. http://tfl.nu/gk09

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(318): View more from Louisiana

why is allison so mad at me??

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me and her walked into dans and you yelled "hello my dear alli, you're looking mighty overweight today!".

(318): View more from Louisiana

crap..

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(318): why is allison so mad at me?? (469): me and her walked into dans and you yelled "hello my dear alli, you're looking mighty overweight today!". (318): crap.. http://tfl.nu/7nes

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(717): View more from Pennsylvania

ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people

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(717): ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people http://tfl.nu/gtxu

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(609): View more from New Jersey

Made a joint out of my Yale rejection letter. Life is grand.

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(609): Made a joint out of my Yale rejection letter. Life is grand. http://tfl.nu/nkg8

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(610): View more from Pennsylvania

Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......

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(610): Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain....... http://tfl.nu/fodn

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(518): View more from New York

its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.

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(518): its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant. http://tfl.nu/kaeb

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(415): View more from California

sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.

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(415): sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened. http://tfl.nu/mg5e

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(773): View more from Illinois

You were pretty dunk by the time you introduced the vase as your best friend.

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(773): You were pretty dunk by the time you introduced the vase as your best friend. http://tfl.nu/u6sb

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(904): View more from Florida

whatever. i almost had sex in a car with someone passed out in the back seat. phone's not my biggest worry.

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(904): whatever. i almost had sex in a car with someone passed out in the back seat. phone's not my biggest worry. http://tfl.nu/s428

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

What time did you start drinking?

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Maybe.

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Maybe isn't a time...

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(617): What time did you start drinking? (978): Maybe. (617): Maybe isn't a time... http://tfl.nu/r4p5

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(631): View more from New York

when you greet her, try not to lead with "this night will end with you on top of me". first impressions, bro.

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(631): when you greet her, try not to lead with "this night will end with you on top of me". first impressions, bro. http://tfl.nu/xp1k

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(708): View more from Illinois

We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself

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(708): We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself http://tfl.nu/lyck

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(636): View more from Missouri

She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!

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(636): She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude! http://tfl.nu/l1oq

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