We need to find a way to make penises more like hookahs.
Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
19 Confessions From A Dude With A Micropenis
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
did we decide the 'sorry about the threesome' cake was too flippant?
I feel like I'm full of double a batteries and cocaine.
Your whole purpose in life is to just float around and satisfy lonely women and also join lesbian couples in threesomes.
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
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You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
I had a dream last night you were Aladdin. I think due to me watching 6 hours of Disney movies and the fact you told me you were wearing a vest.
Dreams are coming true for both of us.
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
Want to help me look around town for my shorts from last night?
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
My FitBit tracked the calories I burned during sex. Hello 2015!