Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(305): View more from Florida

We need to find a way to make penises more like hookahs.

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(908): View more from New Jersey

Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.

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(512): View more from Texas

Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.

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(912): View more from Georgia

She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.

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(314): View more from Missouri

I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

did we decide the 'sorry about the threesome' cake was too flippant?

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(508): View more from Massachusetts

I feel like I'm full of double a batteries and cocaine.

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(774): View more from Massachusetts

Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics

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(920): View more from Wisconsin

My FitBit tracked the calories I burned during sex. Hello 2015!

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