She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
he keeps dipping things in ranch and feeding them to me
he said i was chugging vodka in the parking lot, gave my # to a married man, started a food fight, and passed out at the bar. how could he NOT consider that a good first date???
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Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
Someone changed my text signature to "Also, I think I might be gay" last night. Also, I think I might be gay
gave you a haircut while you slept. Please don't kill me.
He tried to give me a shoulder massage while i peed in the neighbors bushes to "make it more relaxing."... I let him... That drunk
It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
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As I fucked him you stood outside my door screaming, "I'M NOT JUDGING YOU!" over and over.
I was judging you.
Being drunk is way better. Seriously, I just licked your brother to make sure my spit was actually real.
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?