im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
I didn't think moms care packages could get better than greygoose, weed & double stuffed oreos, but she just snet me a chocolate bar full of mushrooms.
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
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It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
I just dumped out my gym water bottle and filled it with white wine. This is the end.
Do you know how awkward it is to call the bar from last night and ask if they found my leggings?
The salesman looked at me like I was crazy when I explained the need for a headboard that had slats so I could handcuff people to it
Not only is it unacceptable to be bar hopping alone at 5 o'clock. It is definitely unacceptable to do so with a lobster
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I was in the library and saw 2 dudes hackysacking in a study room with 3 girls working. I asked if I could join; as soon as I closed the door the chicks offered me tequila shots. study session w/everyone cancelled, I'm busy.
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
Talk about an dramatic entrance, girl rolled up on a stolen bike and was wearing heels and a dress, through it on the ground and said "you guys want a bike?" Of course i jumped on that shit, any sane person would!
If I had a mugshot, I would totally use it as my main picture on Tinder, just to keep it interesting.
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
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