is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
so i saw this homeless guy this morning yelling at a pay phone like chewbacca.
That's what you get for being in filth-adelphia.
i caught a guy at work today stealing condoms. i let him go when i realized that they were extra small.
I woke up and she had washed, dried, folded my clothes, cooked me breakfast, and had started cleaning my room
haha, you sure you didnt fuck your mom?
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i'm getting the "you hooked up with my friends" speech from him. i'm returning with the "gotta keep my quota up" speech
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
Bro if you don't text me back I'm gonna send you a picture of my nut sack every ten seconds for the rest of the night. I'm home alone with nothing to do. Don't push me.
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
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National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
I almost had sex at the fire station last night and I need you to acknowledge all the awesomeness that is in that sentence.
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
Also Fuck you Stephen King and Fuck the horse you rode in on, making me cry In front of my coworkers.
On another note, I think my upstair neighbor is having sex. How awkward would it be if I showed up to her door with a bag of Chipotle?
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
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