I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
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if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
I just paid a homeless man $20 for the dragon ball Z shirt he was wearing. I need to stop drinking
Dude the animal human society told us we could get a dog when we came back sober. I cant wait.
You sent me snap chats of you guys having sex. Like plural. It was like flip book porn, I'm traumatized.
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
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They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
There's some band that practices next door to my apartment. I'm thinking we may need to check that out. I could be like, "Hey boys, thought you might like some lemonade and vagina."
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
I should've negotiated that before I sat on his face.
so i just realized the reason you didn't answer my call last night is because the remote isn't a phone.
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