You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
Only I would come home from a random banging with beer and watermelon
im getting coffee to go get coffee.
Im throwing up in my trash can so I can go throw up in the toilet. We're basically on the same level.
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
I'm pretty sure at any given moment you could wring out my liver and get a couple of shots of jäger.
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
This is not a costume party, I'm just wearing fairy wings.
Of course you are.
I'm drunk in a place called Lick-A-Chick. PS. It's not a lesbian hot spot, they sell chicken.
Drunk me obviously wants to fuck up my life
It's like I have an arch nemesis, and it's me
I'm daydrinking whiskey in a princess hat
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
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