FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
i called my brother from the living room and paid him a dollar to turn off the light in my room. ive hit rock bottom
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
i no longer even have beer goggles. i'm pretty sure i blacked out and had beer lasik.
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Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
There are two things I love in this world. Dick and cats. Why can't I just have dick and cats forever
I feel like I got run over by a bus full of inebriated Scotsmen on the way to a soccer riot.
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
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Dude. She came to my room in nothing but a trench coat. Took it off and said, "you like" in her Costa Rican accent. God I love college.
Lord give me the strength to not check my tinder messages at my grandmother's wake.
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
It's days like today that make me happy I'm not a porn star.
you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
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