i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
I just used a tire swing as a toilet. I think I'm gonna pass out here so I can see the look on the first kid who uses it in the morning.
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
Dedicating my hangover to whoever the hell I hooked up with in the bathroom last night.
just kidding, dedicating it to the gods of mexican food. omnomnom
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
omg last night while walking home from your house I stole a seatless bike and carried it into my next door neighbors kitchen.. we just looked It up online it's an antique and worth $500 dollars
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