Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
Thats why you always identify the subtext of a blowjob before you accept it.
You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
I don't know what I wash first. My body or my puke painted car. People are judging me as I drive by.
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
And if it ever comes down to tax or healthcare benefits we can get married
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
Im wearing a bra. Made of paint.
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
How many more times can I say I need to get laid before you kill me?
Officially the best daughter ever. I just restocked my parents alcohol that I stole last night AND ADDED TO IT
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
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