the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
you were trying to give my penis an indian burn.
I just wanted to say sorry for trying to jack off your dog last night.
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
Can you bring home an IV stand and an empty bag so I can direct inject coffee for work tomorrow morning?
You kidnapped her dog. I don't care that you and the dog are epic bros, that's just not cool. Return him.
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
Wanna guess where my charger was last night.....in my cooler with my beer. I put it in there because I knew I would never forget my beer.
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
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