When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
my boss told me he would look for my wallet when he went back to the strip club tonight.
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
There is a full size piano in the middle of our road. Please tell me you had nothing to do with this.
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
Also. When I die, I'm gonna have them put me in the casket naked and then have an open casket funeral. That will be my last chance to make people uncomfortable.
You left a motherfucking bruise. ON MY TIT. How? How do you even. No.
You get home okay?
I'm pantless and in bed
That doesn't mean you're at home.
I probably should have eaten more before I started shotgunning beers at 9am, but it was so much damn fun.
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
Well, if you do die, I'll bedazzle your coffin.
Sorry, Geoff can’t come to his phone right now. He’s outside trying to show his dick to a bachelorette party bus with “DTF” written on the windows
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