you hand the children out the window. i'll pour the drinks.
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
There are too many people on this bus for it to be even REMOTELY okay that I'm wearing a puke covered sweater
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am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
Fuck a-yeah! I just found a wine key. Let 'Don't Fuck With Me Friday' commence.
I'll always remember you bringing me that pregnancy test in the middle of an ice storm. Best friend ever.
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We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
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When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
I'm way too sober and people are way too heterosexual
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
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