Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
I may have told her we're dating for a handjob, Fake tits are overrated.
when I forget a girls name in bed I ask her her middle name then tell her i'm gonna call her that from now on
I've never seen so many strippers at a funeral...
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
I was just informed that I have the perfect belly button for body shots... Best compliment ever.
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
Its mothers day, andI woke up with 12 bar stamps on my face, holding orange juice and a box of tampons. This can not be happening
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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