I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
Just told the nurse I wouldn't get on the scale. Told her to write FAT.
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
He tried to write down the address for the cab on half a bagel.
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
you put your hands over the taxi driver's eyes and shouted GUESS THE WAY TO THE CLUB
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
He came over in a blaze orange vest with a case of beer and a shotgun yelling about "Dove Season" then passed out in the lawn. There he lies
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
did you just send me my own nude
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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