I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
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At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
We boned on a bench in a park, french people were walking by cheering us on. Totally acceptable
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You should just skip the small talk from now on and instead say something like "You need to come slay the dragon, be here in 15?"
drying my bra with a hair dryer wasn't exactly how I had planned on starting my day.
I made a White Russian but saw how early it was and decided to substitute it for milk in my lucky charms. This is what it means to be an adult.
I got so drunk I thought my tennis court was a corn field so I laid in it and ate pizza
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
Guy just walked into the bathroom with only socks on and took a 5second shit. It is taking me longer to type this than for him to shit, wash hands, and leave the bathroom. WTF? Still wondering why he only had socks on.
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