I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
Come see our sink grown plant.
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
I was riding him and in the middle he literally said "fuck yeah, Amy Winehouse"
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
Getting a UTI was SO NOT on my wishlist for the holidays
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
You know the story of the boner party, right? They got stuck in the mountains and ate each other?
It was the Donner party... boner party was the porn version...
Apparently his ex was into edging and did it to him so much that it takes forever for him to cum
I hate you and your multiple orgasm sexcapades
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