drinking colt 45 because lando calrissian told me to
Locked out of the apartment with just a box of wine way to begin the weekend.
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
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we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
He's crying and calling me out on using him. It's awful. And I'm too drunk to leave.
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
Called the cops on a high school party then went in after all the kids ran away and took the rest of the beer. What are you doing tonight?
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You're telling me you've never sent a picture of your cock to a girl and then were all like "Oops, sorry, wrong person! By the way...You like?"
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
let me assure you that a rugburn on your forehead is the worst side effect of tequila i have experienced to date.
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