its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
Why is there an empty beer bottle in the shower?
Why wouldn't there be.
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
he called me from germany to tell me about all the gummy bears he bought...i'm doubting his sobriety
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
She danced with a broom while telling me I was "cool as shit" and she "wishes she could take a portion of my big ass and attach it to hers" then she passed out
He was running late for work this morning, so I helped him out by finding a matching pair of black socks. And I hated it. So I'm currently drinking and reminding myself of the reasons I will never get married.
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
At least life still wants to fuck me.
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
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