The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
Holy cold harsh reality of sobriety batman
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
Highlight of the day: realizing the man in the car next to mine was getting road head... at 2:45pm... nicely done sir, nicely done.
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You disinfected one of his friends, buttered the jeans of the other one. And you poured every liquid you could reach on the floor, including cooking oil and green tea. It wasnt a great first impression
She said to bring taco sauce. Hoping that's a euphemism.
Sitting in the library studying = googling how to get laid in the library.
I walked in on him fucking my best friend. I think we've reached the point of following each other on twitter.
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
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There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
So it's ironically funny that my psychiatrist's office and my cocaine dealer's house are on the same street
i can believe you didnt get any, i was wing-girling the shit out of him
all you did was repeatedly scream GET IT IN
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
Definitely went to court without a bra and panties because Mr. LastNight’s dog stole them. I guarantee you I was the only lawyer going commando in court
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