She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
I've spent the last three hours watching 30 rock and eating marshmallows and ham. I'm considering taking up weed to justify my lifestyle.
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Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
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In case you were wondering how drunk I was last night, there was an unopened slim Jim in front of my door and I ate it.
You know how I said I hit my head so hard I saw two of him and tried to make out with both? Well, it turns out he has a twin.
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
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