you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
Alas, very true. I'll sell some of my eggs and give you like 10%
And with my 90% I'll get a scooter with a sidecar. And a pony. Also with sidecar.
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Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
You're the only person that can successfully use titties and Jesus in the same sentence.
Also I have uncooked pasta. I was hoping that could get cooked at your place. Don't ask about the circumstances that I came into ownership of uncooked pasta
I really dont wanna go to a traffic light party. I have nothing red to pretend I'm taken with. Without something red my "my girlfriend is away in the mines" story wont work.
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
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This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
Essential life skills
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
You realized your blanket was a snuggie, spread your arms, and yelled "tonight I sleep like jesus!"
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
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