The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
I just set a weed brownie on fire in the microwave.
Successful day.
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
He showed me a four inch blond hair that grows out of his side. He calls it his little ray of sunshine. Please come get me.
Lesson learned. Whipped cream will eat through a condom.
This guy at the airport was telling me 3/4 dudes in his group got rufied at some strip club. One guy woke up in the hospital, another found himself in a random parking garage, the other got back to the room and they all shit their pants. Go Vegas.
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
Ugh it's 2016, why can't our bodies just shed fat on their own
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
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