I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
Somedays I wish I were a bird. Then people wouldn't be so grossed out when I vomit
That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
In Berlin they just cured HIV with stem cells. I am hereby fucking anything that moves.
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
Why the fuck did I wake up in a chair with mouth clamps?!
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
You don't know how badly I want to just hold you as a soup spoon holds a bisque
I fell asleep while eating jimmy johns last night and then woke up at 5am and continued to eat it
By the time we got to McDonald's you were sharing a Big Mac with a stripper.
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