She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
Either I'm spending too much time drinking or my perfume is starting to smell like a pineapple vodka.
So apparently we dropped beers outside the apartment last night, and someone RETURNED them! Ha like what? I just walked out the front door to Christmas in a box on my doorstep.
How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
I'm sooo hungover. I fell asleep on top of a car in a parking lot last night. New one to add to the list.
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
Somebody really needs to come home and pick up the used condom from the middle of the wood room floor. It's blue, if that helps decide who comes - uh, home.
I gave the bathroom attendant $5 last night for turning the sink on for me. What. The. Fuck.
We went the strip club and out of no where the waitress brings him over a quesadilla and a jäger bomb and says your usual!! He swore he had never been there before
I FLASHED A GUY AT MCDONALDS FOR A FREE BREAKFAST BURRITO. IT WORKED!
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
I teamed up with my vagina. I compromised his morals and then she corrupted him for good. It’s been a very successful and slutty partnership
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