Hmm. I hear gunshots, car horns blaring, hear drunk white people screaming, and see about fifty status updates pertaining to the hawks. I guess they won.
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
I ate the snowman's head. That is not a drug euphemism.
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
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Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
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sober me is the one who makes bad decisions every boyfriend I've ever had I met sober
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
Tell me again why we had to Facebook stalk your therapist?
All of my friends are talking about changing their lives because they have an alcohol addiction and I'm over here reminding my boss that it's national beer day.
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
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