ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
it wasn't lemon gatorade
i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
She said my main job as maid of honor is to ensure the groom doesn't find out that each of his seven groomsmen has had his penis inside her.
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
Hint of advice dont get with minor league baseball players, you can google their stats but not their stds.
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
I shit you not, me and my date were in that bar and within a 10 minute window, 4 ex gf's entered. Every one clocked me and gave me evils. I swear they're conspiring.
I walked into your room and you had fallen asleep smoking a cigarette. You just had the butt in your mouth with ash all over your face.
dude i'm so hungover my hair hurts
She sneezed like 10 times, put her head down on the table and then laid down on their couch and fell asleep. In the middle of the dominoes game. I'll never understand why my dad continues to provide my mom wine.
You're breaking my sexual little heart
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