well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
He threw up over the balcony and blamed it on an invisible garden gnome.
He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
it looks like my getting laid tonight is going to depend on my knowledge of native birds. this is a weird party
Just had a 10 minute long conversation with my cat about how if I died, and he needed to eat me to live, I'd totally be ok with it. Definitely still drunk.
Lmao I should put that ad on Craigslist "in need of muscular and determined team of men to carry drunken birthday whore safely home"
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
I am a figure skater. You should know better than to let me get drunk near any patches of ice during Olympics season.
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
I just found a samari sword in the couch. I'm about to take like 5 shots and pretend to be captain jack sparrow
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
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