i have accomplished my summer goal of being able to relate to every taylor swift song
I woke up naked by my window. blinds open. smiley face drawn on my window.
I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.
i think at one point throughout the night i began eating birthday cake with a q-tip.
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did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
Poopin on the sidewaaalllkkk. I wish my text told you that was a song
Is shaving my mustache contingent on you sleeping over tonight?
I standby a snuggie being perfectly acceptable attire for drunkenly walking your dog at 5am. Our new neighbors did not seem to agree.
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
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Note to self: if you decide to go to the gym when you're coming down from your day high to shoot some hoops, do NOT play pickup basketball with the big black dudes who need a sixth
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
I'm laying in bed cuddling with my teddy bear and eating waffles. I need a fucking boyfriend
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