Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
First rule of pills: If you can't remember what it is, take half.
Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
I just febrezed the jizz on my pants and wore them again, gross or eco-friendly?
Eco-friendly.
I've got 15 minutes to eat dinner and drink a 40. Four years of college has all been training for this moment.
His fridge was full of blocks of pepperjack cheese, and his pantry was stocked with huge jars of jellybeans. Even if I'd been drunk, I don't think I could've made that up.
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
She poured a bottle of rum in the champagne fountain, did like 5 jello shots at the same time, then lit herself on fire. Twice. This is how everyone should turn 21.
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
Dude you were tripping so badly we put a pretend box around your head and you spoke silently for the rest of the night. I think pterodactyls were involved.
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
A man and his most likely hooker just bought us Taco Bell.
Do you think blood ever gets sick of carrying all these drugs around?
Like, there are so many different things we make it do, and it just wants to settle down and be a one-drug fluid?
Stop reading WebMD high.
Randomize
