I need help removing her.
the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
Also, that dude projectile vomiting all over the living room was the perfect distraction for me to swipe the booze and run.
I just woke up eating some beef jerky with my cat. I think she opened the bag for us.
after we were done she whispered to my dick "you sir, are a genius"
I guess all those years with her as your babysitter finally paid off.
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
I just found out that my husband and I are Eskimo siblings. What in the actual fuck?!
I now have a bottom rung on my kissing scale. Like I can say "Well. On a scale of Matt to Braxton he was probably a Zach." It's the little things.
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
It's still fucked up that my mom let me think Vanilla Ice was my dad for YEARS just because she thought it was funny.
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
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