evidently tequilla and lady gaga make me flirt and grind shamlessly with other men infront of my boyfriend.
woke up this morning wit a massive hangover. walked to my truck and found at least 35 for sale signs, a stop sign, and a julie kim sign...need answers
yea, you decided to become a real estate agent last night on the way home from the party. You started bitchin about how Julie Kim was stealing all your buisness....
Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
im sleeping in a hamic at a mansion. best hangover ever
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found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
last nights episode of shot friends brought to you by polish vodka and flamingo baseball. pickles cure hangovers.
Horrible. I told her my girlfriend is in the hospital and she tried to give me a lapdance.
dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
How do you leave a condom wrapper under my mom's pillow...
This may not be the best moment to laugh, but I am.
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your life is not complete until you watch a gaggle of murderous clowns dance to gangnam style.
also, what is the correct term for a shit ton of clowns?
You yell at me for giving you beer but not for licking spilled beer off your chest.
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
I bought 10 disposable adhesive bras and duct tape. If Home Depot can't help my breasts defy gravity, nothing will...
LMAO
I was so drunk I got stuck in the middle of a revolving door
I only spent $42 at the bar last night, it's some sort of miracle.
you do remember it was dollar beer night, right?
That answers my next five questions
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