He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
Literally best acid trip ever. Better than sex. At one point she looked over at me, started crying, holds up her hands and said "dinosaur tears of sadness". Craziest roommate ever.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
That moment when you see yourself in a security camera feed and realize you forgot a bra. And pants.
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
I woke up hugging a box of cheerios that had "wonder woman" written in sharpie on it. So much for a sober night.
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
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