This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
Holy shit I just stopped short on route 18 because I thought my gps was saying I had to turn right in 11 feet. After almost hitting the guardrail I realized I had to turn in 11 miles.
Fuck I'm high.
dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
I am unfriending an ex-one night stand because his profile picture is of his wife's ultrasound.
I keep forgetting that I only have two nostrils.
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
Sorry for all the texts. I got wasted and woke up at the foot of a staircase. From what I can gather, I fell down it.
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. It doesn't matter what it's about. Last text was about a homeless dude
I want to tell you your future: you're going to be having sex
Had a moment of weakness, slept with my ex last night
So that's why our room smells like tequila and shame.
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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