I can't watch pbs sober anymore
she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
These people keep looking at me like I'm the first person to ever eat ribs in a Home Depot.
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do you really not remember him getting up at like 4am with a leaf blower running through the house and telling people to "WAKE THE FUCK UPPP"
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
Nothing like coaching 5 year olds with a bunch of visible bruises from last night's drunk bondage sex.
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She has "Massive Shits" listed as a turn off. That's very specific and there's a story behind it I bet.
Sweet, got a date tomorrow night
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
LESSON OF THE DAY: Saying Everclear gets you out of explaining anything.
She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
And on the first day of my adult job, I matched with one of my co workers on tinder...
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
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