i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
I may also break bread with strippers. Because it is passover.
dude, you cant keep using "she roofied me" as an excuse to bang all these fat chicks
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
Well, I'm at the grocery store wondering whether I exist or not.
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
So last night I taught an old homeless dude to respond to "Blue" so I could shout your my boy Blue at the party
Do you participate in Sunday morning booty calls?
Dammit! I didn't see this message, of course I do.
I just baby talked my cat. While getting ready for bed... Before 10 on a Friday. I'm officially a cat lady.
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
Sexting my TA in lecture = awesome
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
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