We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
We have video of him nailing the sex doll to my wall and putting all the monopoly pieces in her nose
The melted ice in my drinks tonight is probably the most water I've had in like 3 days accumulated.
My night ended with Em alternately crying and throwing up in the arms of a guy wearing a cutoff and a tiara. I sat holding a garbage can and wine glass full of water wondering how our night got to this point.
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
Someone left their drag queen on my couch. On the plus side, he sure does know how to make a mean cup of coffee.
She told me she was eating frosting, then I got the weirdest boner ever
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
I will refer to it as the penis of glory... he fucked me for 3 and a half hours - and all he needed was a 5 minute power nap in the middle (which he took WHILE INSIDE ME). I plan on staying with him forever
NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
This is getting exciting. I almost wanna turn off all the lights, get some popcorn, and stare at my phone screen to see if she's going to say yes or not
And on a much sadder note, I'm way to drunk for this right now
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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