Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
She woke up with blood running down her face and asked the EMS guy where the keg was
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
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Oh no I would never do that to her. But when you're single again let me know. Cheating penis is definitely better than single penis. But she has claws.
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
They said you bought the guy a shot and was talking about being Greek and then all of the sudden just puked all in their pitcher of beer and got kicked out of the bar.
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
I don't want to be drunk any more. Can you hit the off switch?
You burped in your shoe and whispered 'you're mine now'
I wouldn't have found her if it wasn't for the vomit trail leading into my brother's room.
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
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