Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
My dad just told me if I'm going to smoke pot, to make sure I use a clean needle. WTF?
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
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i left him drunk and in the fetal postion in the shower.
was the water running?
yeah but he said he knows how to swim
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
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Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
I'm in the fetal position watching the little mermaid and trying not to die. When do you come home?
I'm starting to think that birthday sex is just an urban legend. Like the boogey man, and woman orgasms.
There's a baby in the strip club. I say again: THERE'S A BABY IN THE STRIP CLUB
It's gonna be me and some oreos tonight. Basically like sex
just woke up with a trucker hat, half a grilled cheese, and popcorn spread everywhere. last night must have been good.
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