He had one of those small greek statue penises
You were so drunk that you were trying to take pictures of a MILF at the park so you could send them to Adam, but you didn't want to "seem creepy," so you used taking pictures of her son as a cover. Needless to say, cops were called.
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
So even though we broke up apparently according to my voice mail you still like me, with smurfs while riding on a boat.
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
He puked in the voicemail. That's a true friend right there.
Note to self... Do not stick your head in a can of paint and try to paint the walls green with your hair
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
He came over to use the microwave, said he needed to heat up some urine.
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
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