She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
Do you not remember dry humping your dog for 20 minutes at oxfest dude?
If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
I'm going to kill the bastard that switches my hot hookups from the previous night with ugly chicks
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It's going to be great. We're a perfect team to break up marriages and happiness.
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
I'm not entirely sure what happened last night, but I think I dislocated my kneecap during an epic Mario Kart battle...
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Best case scenario: sex with hot bartender \nWorst case scenario: no sex and punched by tattooed guy that may or may not be said bartenders boyfriend.
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
I might as well walk around wearing a sandwich board and accept the fact that I'm dying single.
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
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