Whod you bang
it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
For once I'd like to have a Taco Sunday without having some random drunk chick flee my house half naked and in tears.
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we had a ceremony where you passed your fake id onto me in the middle of the bar. i was on my knees and you presented it to me. i don't think the bartenders were suspicious though
Lemme guess, I was the one completely shit faced making out with the 50 year old...
LOL, wrong number bro. Good luck trying to figure out what happened though..
He ended our Skype call with, "I'm going to poop and then go play my ukulele in the park."
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details
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Hit on in the middle of a Wal-Mart McDonald's by a really awkward nerd. There is not enough nope in the world.
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
Woke up at noon, still drunk, naked, with another girl next to me. When she wakes up, I'm gonna have my SECOND lesbian experience with her. How's your 2015 going?
I'm so sexually frustrated I feel like I'm going to kill my turtle
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
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