"I want to just tie you up so you\'ll still be here like this when I get home." Actual words.
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
Just had to throw up on the floor of my car during traffic on the way to work. Car next to me saw both times. Found the downside to having a job right after graduation.
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
Wanna skype?
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
Hey your work video crashed my computer. The 8 pornos running in the other window didn't. Congratulations.
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
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