Any day that starts with a call from my ex-bf... crying... is a good day.
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
Green mimosas i think yes
Just met me in 10 years...this lady keeps an emergency wine cooler in her bag
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
Okay. We're coming naked. We need Saran wrap and plastic forks.
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
Weird thing is that's not the first time I've been felt up by a Santa. Happens every year
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
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