whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
getting caught by my parents in bed with another guy was way easier coming out than telling them over dinner like I had planned.
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youre totally missing out on eating your boogers right now. my entire face is numb
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
Only if you bring Listerine. I can't come home to my husband from a bachelorette party with spermbreath again.
I just drank til 6am then boned a 32 yr old that looks exactly like ET. Oh god.
Reached a new low last night. Passed out. With my pants down. On the toilet. At ihop. Waitress had to wake me up.
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But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
She took all the bottles out of the shower caddy and replaced them with booze. I just made a shower Manhatten. Imma marry this one.
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holy shit the yoga instructor bought his baby pig to class today
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
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