What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
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Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
I feel like I shouldn't have to explain to you why giving your cat weed was a bad idea.
I can already tell, the amount of fun I'm having right now is not nearly going to compensate for the amount of "let us never speak of this again" I'm gonna have tomorrow
So is it safe to say that my only objective from last night is to finish this entire jar of peanut butter?
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while he was teaching, every time he said "wet" he would look at me, that's what you get for sleeping with the professor's assistant
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
If I die, sorry about rent.
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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