How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
I'm covered in salsa and facewash. I think I'm doing something wrong over here.
can you call in chlamydia to work? like if the antibiotics they gave you for it are giving you the shits...
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
I just woke up in bed, rolled over, and found a whole pizza.
this is the second day in a row.
Oh. Yeah. It's the same pizza then.
you know what would be perfect? if you flew in on a horse/cat holding taco bell and then you swooped me up and took me to disney world and it was magical
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
I'm at work. It's margarita night. Someone literally just shouted "MURICUH!"
God bless us, everyone.
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
Doc gave me something stronger than Xanax. The pills have your last name imprinted on them. This cannot be coincidence.
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
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