oh my god, i just wanna eat cake off your dick
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
My birthing hips are way to big to be around all these juveniles.
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
He told me my butthole was like "Narnia" and that it's a wonderful place he would like to visit.
I'm not judging you. Just know that you could be Queen of The World. Instead you're 5:28 p.m ponging. I hope you're at least winning
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
For the record, it's NEVER ok to discuss my stripper-related injuries with my fiance.
There's no discreet way to sneak a cucumber into the shower lol
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
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