Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
Mars, I'm going to name my child horatio mars. He will hate me till he gets high. Then he'll understand
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
She was wearing my robin hood hat from Halloween shouting "steal from the rich and give to the poor, mothafuckaaaaas." We are taking her everywhere.
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
I think next time I give head I'm gonna try making the chewbacca noise.
I look forward to it
i love you and all, but can that be the last orgy with your wife?
Sorry I steam cleaned at 1:30 in the morning and that i'm such a drunk dumb child. On the bright side, my carpet has ever looked better.
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