no, i will not be your spotter when you masturbate with a noose around your neck
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.
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Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
You threw up on yourself mid conversation with your mom and then told her a girl at the party puked on you.
Somehow I've got the party rigged to where I get a foot massage every time someone wants a beer out of the fridge. Hellz yeah
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I just busted my piggy bank to afford McDonald's. This is my personal cry for help.
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
not sure if destroying him emotionally was worth it but damn it's a fucking hilarious story
Well waking up naked, covered in Chex mix is not how I planned to start my Wednesday if that's what you're getting at.
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
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