ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
new rule: i'm not touching his penis until he takes me out to dinner.
you know, if you actually abided by that rule there would be many more successful restauranteurs in ohio.
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
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LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
You just sent me a picture of a federal crime. Like. You don't give a fuck.
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
I'm going to have to have a long talk with god if my soul mate has a prince albert
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Well I think won that argument, as the cops were leaving, they offered me a ride to the airport
I'll be the Broncos and you be the Seahawks and you can pound the shit out of me.
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
We couldn't leave for the bar until he spent 10 minutes adjusting his vaporizer. I want to drown him in beard oil.
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
our moms work together...I can just see the conversation now, hey your daughter ruined my sons marriage, that's probably how it will start.
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