you dont want to live with me, im always naked, a chronic masturbator, a bit of a voyeur and will likely touch you while you sleep. ps- i can pick locks
Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations
I've got 15 minutes to eat dinner and drink a 40. Four years of college has all been training for this moment.
I realize now that I left my pants on that table in the downstairs bathroom at you house on Tuesday....
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
I can't wait for the day Google doesn't remind me that I got arrested for having 3 shots called 'frog cum' lined up in front of me.
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
How much morphine is too much? Keep in mind that I'm going to my graduation dinner with my parents.
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
He wore the same cologne as my orthodontist so all I could think about was how I hadn't worn my retainer in months
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
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