Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
BUT I think maybe Thursday in celebration of America we should probably tan and see how fast we can finish everything in the liquor cabinet.
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
Three Asian guys got on the elevator with a handle of Hennessey and a sleeping bag. This is not the start of a joke.
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
The FEDEX guy just cock blocked me by getting his van stuck in my driveway
Do you remember feeding the vacuum doritos last night?
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