and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
If I saw her on the street and didn't know about the two of them, I would think the only way she'd ever find love was if she somehow found her way to middle earth and an orc took her in
So I've been thinking a lot since she told me she's prego. But what I want to know is why my voice of reason sounds like Thomas fucking Jane!?
DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
I can't believe you're fucking in the bar bathroom, but everyone else can, and they're really proud.
"Students using Axe body spray to light selves on fire" is a real headline from a real newspaper. WHY AREN'T WE DOING THIS RIGHT NOW?
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
I'm at this kids house trying to figure out if I pissed in his kitchen new years eve. Lmao, stop letting me drink.
I am sending my doctor an XXXMas card thanking him for my tits!
I woke up with his condom in my mouth. I actually use them now you should be proud of me.
someday i'll meet a woman who will love me for my marvelous breasts and ignore my many character faults.
Jealous. I want an iud. Maybe there's a late night bodega that'll insert one for me
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
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